EXCLUSIVE COLUMN: From Red Carpet To Area Rug, Melissa Rivers Reveals How Life Has Changed Since E! Days With Mom Joan
In a recent Page Six interview I was asked if I missed hosting the pre-award Red Carpet shows. I said something like, “No, not the way they are now. If it was fun again, yeah, but now? Who wants to go back to the party just to clean up?”
Over the past few years, the Red Carpet shows appeared to have been on-life support; the edginess, the humor and the fun seemed to be fading away. The red carpet was turning into an area rug.
And then came COVID, and all of award shows and red carpet shows were relegated to Zoom presentations, with the stars coming to us from their own homes. And while the online shows are much appreciated (let’s be honest, who doesn’t like to judge the way movie stars live?), they’re nowhere near as good as the real thing.
One of the things missing in both the recent and Zoom Red Carpet shows is the air of unpredictability. Back in the day, when my mother, Joan Rivers, and I hosted the Red Carpet shows, we were given more room to roam, more opportunities to “be real.”
What we did was sharp, edgy, unrehearsed fun. I miss that spontaneity, especially the wardrobe malfunctions — the nip slip, the unexplained stain, the focus-pulling bulge that one could only hope was a set of car keys.
But, lest you think I’m being a Debbie Downer — don’t pull the plug on the Red Carpet or donate the organs just yet! Because today, semi-post-COVID, there appears to be signs of life. Even during Zoom calls from home this past year, the idea of celebs dressing up for an award show wasn’t completely dead.
Good publicists know when to let their clients have fun and not turn the Red Carpet walk into the Bataan Death March.
But I miss the days when those teams weren’t ever present and the stars were really “in the moment.” For example, when a gorgeous screen goddess would schvitz like a pack animal because it was 104 degrees outside, or when an actress wasn’t aware she had lipstick on her teeth, or when an actor had lipstick on his collar … the same lipstick that was on the teeth of said actress … who is not his wife.
I can’t wait for the day the Zoom era ends and Hollywood celebrities, in all their style and glamor, will be joyfully walking the Red Carpets once again – alone, without their teams following behind them. And the recent trend of stars themselves posting glam pictures of what they’re wearing on awards nights tells me that that day may not be far off.
We may never get back to the days of Björk wearing a water fowl, but I do believe Red Carpet will be back!